|Description||Let me tell you about Janis Ian|
|Details||1 hr into the film|
When Cady, a 16 year old homeschooled daughter of a zoologist, comes back to the US after living in Africa for many years, she needs to learn to adapt to her new life in the US. She meets Janis and Damien, who teach her about high school life. She also joins "The Plastics", a trio of popular girls led by Regina George, who hates Janis. In this monologue, Regina tells a mean story about Janis to Cady.
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|REGINA: "Let me tell you something about Janis Ian. We were best friends in middle school. I know right, it’s sooo embarrassing. I don’t even… whatever. So then in eighth grade I started going out with my first boyfriend Kyle, who was totally gorgeous but then he moved to Indiana. And Janis was like, weirdly jealous of him. Like if I would blow her off to hang out with Kyle, she’d be like Why didn’t you call me back?! And I’d be like, Uh, why are you so obsessed with me? So then for my birthday party, which was an all girls pool party, I was like, Janyce I can’t invite you because I think you’re a lesbian. I mean, I couldn’t have a lesbian at my party! There were going to be girls there in their bathing suits! I mean right, she was a lesbian! So then her mom called my mom and started yelling at her and it was so retarded and then she dropped out of school because no one would talk to her and she came back in the fall for high school and her hair was all cut off and she was totally weird and now I guess she’s on crack. Oh my God! I love your skirt, where did you get it."|