|Age Range(s)||Teenager (13-19)|
|Type of monologue / Character is||Persuasive, Speech|
|Description||We could certainly party with the Haitians|
|Details||30 minutes into the film|
Clueless is a comedy about teenagers living in Beverly Hills in the 90s. Cher Horowitz spends her time shopping, playing matchmaker, advising her girlfriends about fashion and dating. In this funny monologue she is addressing her class and gives her opinion on matters of immigration.
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|CHER: "So, OK, like right now, for example, the Haitians need to come to America. But some people are all, “What about the strain on our resources?” But it’s like, when I had this garden party for my father’s birthday right? I said R.S.V.P. because it was a sit-down dinner. But people came that like, did not R.S.V.P. so I was like, totally bugging. I had to haul ass to the kitchen, redistribute the food, squish in extra place settings, but by the end of the day it was like, the more the merrier! And so, if the government could just get to the kitchen, rearrange some things, we could certainly party with the Haitians. And in conclusion, may I please remind you that it does not say R.S.V.P. on the Statue of Liberty?"|