|Age Range(s)||Teenager (13-19), Young Adult (20-35)|
|Type of monologue / Character is||Angry, Neurotic, Malicious/scheming|
|Genre||Thriller, Fantasy, Comedy|
|Description||Wednesday Addams surprise speech during the play|
|Details||1 hr 8 minutes into the film|
Wednesday Addams is forced to join a play during summer camp. She plays the Indian in a play about the first Thanksgiving. In a surprise speech, Wednesday Addams gives this funny monologue about Native American-White people relations.
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|WEDNESDAY ADDAMS: "Thank you Sara Miller. You are one of the most beautiful person I've ever seen. Your hair is the color of the sun. Your skin is like fresh milk. And everyone loves you. Wait, we cannot break bread with you. You have taken the land which is rightfully ours. Years from now my people will be forced to live in mobile homes on reservations. Your people will wear cardigans, and drink highballs. We will sell our bracelets by the road sides, and you will play golf. My people will have pain and degradation. Your people will have stick shifts. The gods of my tribe have spoken. They said do not trust the pilgrims. And especially do not trust Sarah Miller. For all these reasons I have decided to scalp you and burn your village to the ground."|