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  • A Monologue from the film "Talladega Nights: The Ballad of Ricky Bobby" by Will Ferrell and Adam McKay
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Character Ricky Bobby????
Gender Male
Age Range(s) Young Adult (20-35), Adult (36-50)
Type of monologue / Character is Speech, Reminiscing life story/Telling a story, Praising
Type Comic
Year 2006
Period Contemporary
Genre Action, Comedy, Sport
Description Dear Lord baby Jesus
Details 12 minutes into the film

Summary

Ricky Bobby (Will Ferrel) is a sensational NASCAR race car driver who dominates every race together with his childhood friend Cal Naughton Jr. (John C. Reilly) who always ends up at the # 2 position. When a French race car driver, Jean Girard (Sacha Baron Cohen), challenges him for the # 1 spot, he is put to test.

This scene comes in the first part of the movie. Ricky Bobby is now married to a hot wife (Leslie Bibb), has two kids and lives in a mansion. At lunch, he gives his grace, thanking baby Jesus...

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Excerpt
RICKY BOBBY: "Dear Lord Baby Jesus, or as our brothers in the South call you: 'Jee-suz'. We thank you so much for this bountiful harvest of Dominos, KFC, and the always delicious Taco Bell. I just want to take time to say thank you for my family: my two beautiful, beautiful, handsome striking sons, Walker: Texas Ranger, or TR as we call him. And, of course, my red hot smokin' wife Carley, who is a stone cold fox, who if you would rate her ass on 100, it would easily be a 94. I also want to thank you for my best friend and teammate, Cal Naughton Jr, who's got my back no matter what...Dear Lord Baby Jesus, we also thank you for my wife's father Chip. We hope that you can use your Baby Jesus powers to heal him and his horrible leg. It smells terrible and the dogs are always botherin' with it. Dear Tiny Infant Jesus...Dear tiny Jesus in your golden-fleece diapers, with your tiny, little, fat, balled-up fists...Dear Eight Pound, Six Ounce, Newborn Baby Jesus, don't even know a word yet, just a little infant, so cuddly, but still omnipotent. We just thank you for all the races I've won and the $21.2 million dollars... LOVE THAT MONEY, that I have accrued over this past season. Also due to a binding endorsement contract that stipulates I mention PowerAde at each grace, I just wanna say that PowerAde is delicious and it cools you off on a hot summer day and we look forward to PowerAde's release of mystic mountain blueberry. Thank you, for all your power and your grace, Dear Baby God, Amen."

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