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|Type of monologue / Character is||In love, Angry, Scolding, Crying, Flips out, Persuasive, Neurotic, Insane, Dying, Inspirational, Descriptive, Gives orders, Depressed, Lamenting, Complaining, Frustrated, Insecure, Afraid, Delusional, Mocking, Speech, Introduction to story, Story conclusion, Apologetic, Talking to the audience, Rejoicing/Excited, Reminiscing life story/Telling a story, Malicious/scheming, Praising, Pondering/Pensive, Flirting, Drunk, To somebody who is dying, Confessing, Comforting somebody|
Written by Sam Lasky
And, from thence, I turned to the crowd
And remarked unto thee:
"420 blaze it, thy fool
MLG faze, with optic and doritos
Mountain Dew, xxx_noskape"
And then I proceeded to jump off the skyscraper
Landing successfully in an alcove and noscoping noobs
He proceeded to scream, "OH MY GOD OH MY GOD I GOT NOSCOPED"
To which I triumphantly responded, "MOM GET THE CAMERA"
And all the loyal members of my squad gave me an encouraging "OH OH OH OH MY GOD OH MY GOD OH MY GAWDDDDDD"
it's really good