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|Type of monologue / Character is||Angry, Scolding|
|Description||Constance scolds Adelaide for flirting with Travis.|
|Details||Season 1, Ep. 4, "Halloween Part 1" Beginning|
Constance scolds Adelaide for flirting with Travis.
Written by Spencer McFarland
|Did I tell you you could eat all of my chocolate chips? I was going to make cookies out of those later, but now someone’s going to have to run down to the korean’s to get me more. What do you think you’re doing? You do not read. You just like mooning over him. And you remember what happened to the last one. One minute he’s reading and the next minute his hand is down your pants. Now you listen to me, good little girl, I have given every inch of my life to you for the last thirty- some years. I would kill or die for you, but I will not share the affections of the men I bring into this house with any woman, you understand? What’s this? Halloween. What did you tell him you wanted to go dressed up as? You and your boyfriend keeping secrets now? You can go as Snoopy again. The costume will still fit if you lay off those chocolate chips. And when Travis comes back, send him upstairs. And no more of this.|