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| Created Date | July 03, 2019 | |
| Expiration Date | September 16, 2019 | |
| Posted by | Administrator | |
| Country | United States | |
| State | California | |
| City | Los Angeles | |
| Location | Los Angeles | |
| Project Type | Feature Film, Non union | |
| Project Title | No Offense | |
Description:
When the president of the United States proposes a controversial law, all hell breaks loose as self-important celebrities of every stripe are found out to be feasting on their colleagues, giving birth to a new social movement, and impacting the entire country.
Breakdown:
| Role Name | Gender | Ethnicity | Age Range | Description |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| President of the United States | Male | Any | 60-70 | Arrogant, brash, illiterate, thinks he knows all and believes his way is the best way; refuses to listen to others or accept he may be wrong, even in situations where he clearly is; childlike and always looking to feed his id; fantasizes about his daughter and is slightly jealous of her husband; also harbors romantic feelings for and has a secret man-crush on childhood friend, Vlad Putrid, a Russian who himself dreams of one day becoming leader of his homeland. NOTE: Basically looking for a Trump look-a-like here. You'll be wearing prosthetics, but the more of a ringer you are for Trump, the better. |
| Vlad Putrid | Male | Caucasian | 50-60 | A childhood friend of the president. The two of them met as elementary school students during Vlad's tenure in the United States as a part of a foreign exchange program. They clicked instantly and found they had a shared passion for power and wealth, even at a young age. Before returning to his homeland, the two made a vow they would keep in touch and always be there for each other, no matter what. NOTE: Looking for a Vladimir Putin look-a-like here. A Russian accent will be needed for this character. |
| Ferret Bushner | Male | Caucasian | 30-40 | The president's son-in-law as well as his senior advisor and unofficial right hand man. In public and to his face, the president gets along with Bushner just fine and values his input on any and all matters. However, in private, he can't stand the man and resents him for marrying his daughter, thereby being able to regularly see her naked, something he regrets he hasn't been able to do since she was younger. Bushner has a highly-educated background, but often finds it difficult to exhibit good judgment and common sense. He doesn't conduct himself as a stupid man, but he knows less about politics than the president does, and communicating with important authority types and various other officials isn't exactly his strong suit. |
| Yolanda | Male | Caucasian | 30-40 | The president's daughter. A smart businesswoman who can handle herself in public slightly better than her husband, but like her husband, has more book smarts than social smarts. She incorrectly assumes being the president's daughter gives her access to everything and often needs to be shooed out of important meetings by her father's cabinet members, much to her father's chagrin. Although she would never admit it to anyone, she's had a thing for her dad since she was a teenager and is jealous of every woman he's ever been with, including her current stepmother, Nadia. |
| Nadia | Female | Any | 40-50 | The president's wife and First Lady of the United States. She hates the attention afforded to her by her husband's current position as commander-in-chief and hopes with every bone in her body he'll wind up being a one-term president. She's also very embarrassed to be married to him and is well aware of his past and present sexual history. The only reason she stays with him is out of a sense of loyalty since him marrying her made her a U.S. citizen. |
| Spike Vents | Male | Caucasian | 50-60 | Vice president of the United States and angry that his title is more symbolic than anything else. He largely stays in the background, only appearing to act as the president's "yes man," and to jump to his defense when he says or does something stupid, which is more often than not. Spike dreams of the day his superior gets impeached so he can take the reins himself and constantly leaks things to the press in an effort to expedite the process. |
| Nick Nullaney | Male | Caucasian | 50-60 | White House Chief of Staff. Also director of the office of management and budget. Like those before him, he can't believe the things he has to talk about and address to the media during press conferences. He supports the president solely because he fears not doing so would mean he would be inadvertently supporting the democrats, and he has no desire to be a traitor to his party. |
| Tara Blanders | Female | Caucasian | 30-40 | White House Press Secretary and another one of the president's biggest supporters. She knows every time she goes on camera to defend her boss she's covering up a blatantly obvious lie, but she considers herself very good at her job and is committed to assuring the American people that the president isn't as off the rails as he seems. |
| Briana Gifford AKA: Red Velvet | Female | Caucasian | 40-50 | Porn star who has an affair with the president and is paid to keep her mouth shut, but goes public with her story years later when she decides the spotlight, and an opportunity to increase her celebrity status, are both prospects too tempting to ignore. |
| Dennis Tiller AKA: Mac Daddy | Male | Caucasian | 40-50 | Briana's husband and a fellow former porn star. After his wife tells him her story about the president for the first time, he agrees she needs to publicly challenge him, if for no other reason than their careers just aren't what they used to be, and bringing the president's past to the forefront should kill two birds with one stone by tarnishing his reputation as well as securing a decent financial future for the both of them by making them celebrities again. |
| Bryan Seachest | Male | Caucasian | 40-50 | Television and radio personality who hosts just about everything and whose face is just about everywhere. He enjoys forcing himself on his young assistants whether or not they're into it and dismisses them with healthy severance pay when he's done with them in exchange for their silence. |
| Ted Toelash "Triple T" Tiersen | Male | African American | 60-70 | Scientist, television personality, and author, primarily known for making the boring and mundane that much more so. Like Seachest, he too has a thing for his young assistants but doesn't have the extra influx of cash to pay them off, which eventually begins to cause problems for him. |
| Carver Spleensteen | Male | Caucasian | 60-70 | Hollywood movie mogul whose sexual discrepancies are the first to be brought to light, creating a domino effect for his fellow entertainment brethren. |
| Todd Spleensteen | Male | Caucasian | 60-70 | Carver's brother and business partner. The two run a successful movie studio together before Carver proves to be their downfall. Todd publicly calls out his brother for his behavior, only for it to be brought to light that he isn't any better, with a couple of accusations of his own under his belt. |
| Dill Moseby | Male | African American | 70-80 | Older comedian whose work has impacted generations but his career practically gets erased from existence when women come forward by the dozens claiming he sexually pursued them and made them all uncomfortable. |
