A monologue from the film "Happiness" by Todd Solondz



About this Monologue

  • Character: Allen
  • Gender: Male
  • Age Range(s): Young Adult (20-35), Adult (36-50)
  • Type of monologue / Character is: In love, Neurotic, Depressed, Lamenting, Frustrated, Insecure
  • Type: Serio-comic
  • Year: 1998
  • Period: 20th Century
  • Genre: Drama, Comedy
  • Description: Allen tells his psychiatrist he is the most boring person in the world
  • Location: 6 minutes into the film


There are various stories in this film, all presenting either abnormal relatiosnhips or perverted people. The main stories are about three sisters, Joy is a failed musician who lives alone, Trish is rich and has a successful psychiatrist husband, Bill Maplewood, who happens to be a pedophile, Helen is into S&M.

The person delivering this monologue is Allen (Phillip Seymour Hoffman), who is Helen's neighbor. He is geeky, overweight and insecure and is obsessed with Helen, whom he calls anonymously on the phone to masturbate...here he is talking to his psychiatrist, Dr. Maplewood, who happens to be Trish's husband.

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ALLEN: "I dunno...but whenever I see her I just wanna...you know, I wanna....undress her....I wanna tie her up. I wanna pump her. Pump, pump, pump til she screams bloody murder. And then I wanna flip her ass over and pump her even more. And so hard that my dick shoots right through her. And that my...come squirts out her mouth....And not that I could ever.....

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